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ilikebirds Sep 4, 2003

Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .

flomojopoanode Sep 4, 2003

If I was shaped like a pear, could I taste like one? Cause I'd probably be delicious.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you would be able to eat yourself but only if your plane crashed in the ANDES and you have been without food for 4 weeks and there were no goats..

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