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flomojopoanode Sep 4, 2003

Which would you rather? Be pulled under an esculator, or slide down a giant cheese grater neked?

ilikebirds Sep 4, 2003

what would i be wearing while being pulled under an escalator... and what can of chees grater are we talking about, a ron popeil special?

flomojopoanode Sep 4, 2003

I was thinking something heavy duty, but not too fancy. More like a hand held. Imagine yourself sliding down a 1 mile version of one of these: http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=11...

ilikebirds Sep 4, 2003

which part of my body would i be sliding down on? and would this being during a sun burn or when my skin is just nice and tan ?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

face first, belly side down. This will be done at any time--your choice-tan or no tan, burn or no burn. But, due to the time of day that you'd be sliding down, you'd probably get burnt a little by the metal cheese grater itself.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hmm tough question... am i a hemophiliac? you know.. that thing where you blood doesn't clot..? and if my blood does clot... do i enjoy picking my scabs?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

you tell me, are you and do you?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no my blood clots perfectly, i have an amazing set of hemogoblins.. and yes i do enjoy picking my scabs... it feels strangely appealing for some reason. so i guess my final answer is.......... i'd rather shoot myself in the face and get dragged under the escalator.

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