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flomojopoanode Sep 9, 2003

Which would you rather? Be doomed to speak in iambic pentameter for the rest of your life, or wear underwear with elastic sandpaper waist bands?

ilikebirds Sep 9, 2003

will i always be forced to wear underwear? or when i wear kilts can i go commando ? ... and will my iambi pentameter be monotonic ?

flomojopoanode Sep 9, 2003

if you aren't wearing the underwear, you must wear an all steel wool jock strap (I'd go with the underwear)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no is the steel wool susceptible of falling apart and releasing jagged edges? and with the steel wool will i be allowed to always carry around a bottle of detergent , in case there is chaffing

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