ohhhh dean would you like this one? dean..? anyone... ohhh i can't .. i just can't.

hey are you tryin to trick me again? "i may be illiterate, but i'm not stupid!"

sorry. just pictured you on a no carb diet... and to enjoy some bread.. you popped it in the microwave for 10 seconds and said.. " ahhhh nice.. carbs all gone" and then began to eat

hahahhah hey dude do you think raw pasta has carbs while re-heated pasta does not?? "what are we having for our diet, honey?" "Well there's some left-over pasta, thank goodness for the microwave!"

lol *shrugs* i didn't know, but now i do. yo i love microwaves.

yea they are great at killing germs and bacteria and viruses. if you ever get a cut on your hand and it's infected.. stick your hand in the microwave for about 3 seconds.. and BAM no more infection