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ilikebirds Sep 15, 2003

Dont you all notice that everytime there's an accident with a drunk driver involved the drunk driver never gets a scratch on him eventhough the other people involved have no heads, missing limbs, a...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

actually i think alcohol prevents injuries. they should give little kids alcohol before they go out and play dodgeball or snort the coke or whatever it is kids play these days.

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahhaha, that's the best idea i've ever heard

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