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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

on a cold wintery night, throw her pajamas in the dryer so they are nice and warm right before she gets out of the shower...and pinch her

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Well you started off strong, yet somehow you always manage to derail.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

hey now, didn't want her to think she was dreaming.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

The element of suprise, always keep your woman guessing.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Like when cooks a good meal... rather then saying "Yummy"... I say TACKLE HER

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

haha, yeah, you're definately gona make some woman really happy one day..while simultaneously confusing the heck outa her, lol

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

ha ha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

isn't that the point.. to confuse the heck out of her.. so she goes to bed thinking every night " does he love me ? or not , i dont know but i will continue to serve him and take care of all his needs until i find out ". game over.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

ty, this is why i want to be your wife

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i REALLY, REALLY want to be ty's official video biographer.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · skaorsk8

number 1 - it'd be really boring during the hours of 9am-5pm every monday thru tuesday. However i'm changing that soon. number 2 - it'd definately be more boring during the hours of 5.01pm-8.59am everyday. number 3 - it'd definately be rated nc-17 because there will be more nude scenes then any type of girl going wild.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · ilikebirds

when would the nekid time occur?? it's hard to video tape something that boring.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

and you are why i sleep with a smile

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