Would you rather.....
A: Be forced to grow your hair to your butt, and be banished for the duration of your life to a remote island, with absolutely no razors or hair altering tools available.(HERE COMES THE TWIST)This island is infested with human hair eating natives, who worship David Hasilhoff and have an extreme fear of all size 8 Nikes.
B: Grow an extra lip. (This lip will serve no practical purpose, it will not aid in your speech, or any other oral funtions. But it will glow in the dark and swell up to the size of your fist everyday @ 5:02pm)..And there just happens to be a circuis side show talent scout in the area, this job pays $88/hr.
ROFL! i think i'd take the extra lip, i'm sure i'd be a big hit at parties
yes, and with this added career oppurtunity as a curcius freak, you could make mondo cash
I would totally take the extra lip..I hate hair so much, except on my head. Are you sure this lip doesn't aid you in oral functions though?
uhhh..I'll tell ya when you're older...
I am older then I was when I wrote that comment by a few hours..but I meant kissing..nothing sin-worthy.
ok, yes, I believe you might be old enough now....Now, to answer your question, I'm going to ask you to imagine you were being kissed by a boy, with 3 lips. Would you enjoy this?...I'm gonna guess, no, lol, so, given the negative experience that would be had by the kiss-ee, this 3rd lip is NOT an oral advantage..Unless you're kissing a camel, who's lips are quite big, and you'd probably need an extra lip to keep up..
I shall reffer to you, from now on, as camel kisser...
thats such a cute name
yes, i agree...it's adorable....now we must think of a name for you...hmm
Hey..those big lips make for an excellent kissing experience.
yeah, it's risky business though cause sometimes they'll just up&bite ya in the middle of a make out session....like, you'll be getting into it, thinking everythings fine, & then, WHAM, ya got a camel gnawing on your face..
Yes, that can be quite distressing when it happens.
yeah, and you better hope you hadn't just had any general tso's chicken, and if you did, you better hope you brushed every trace of it from your mouth thoroughly, cause if it catches any hint of it, it's all over, they'll chew on you for hours...everybody knows how much camels like chinese food
They do! They really do. That's why there's so many chinese food places in NYC.
right, because of NYC high camel population
i was in a quandary over this, too
over what, how she connected chinese food being prevalent in NYC to camels liking it?
exactly
I thought it was quite self explanatory.
well, it seems that NY's rat infestation has been accompanied by a camel infestation too, they're running rampant over there. It hasn't made the news yet because Arnold Swarchzenager's running for candidacy is overshadowing it..
It's just like that huge aligators in the sewer thing. No one believed me then and no one believes me now!!