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thatdarngirl Sep 16, 2003

I think we need bio-chemical enhancers that will let us have wings. That'd be soo cool. Like, I'm sure flying could get tiring, just like running, but we'd look hott.

ophelia Sep 16, 2003

hmm...ever read the story of ICARUS?!?!?

thatdarngirl Sep 16, 2003

Who said we would have wings made out of wax, that's just dumb. They'd be gossamer..boys would look so pretty.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

huh? wax?..what're you talking about, where I come from, the story of Icarus goes like this. Icarus, was this homeless bum that lived on Main St. in Hackensack. Some bio-chemists got a hold of him, and decided he was expendible enough to do genetic research on. They injected some sparrow DNA into his chromosomes, & the dude grew wings, only to escape from the labratory, flying outa the window. Drunk, as bums always are, he flew zigzagedly, higher, & higher, and spotted a flock of birds in V formation..Feeling these are the only beings that would accept him in his current form, he tried to join them, only to be pecked to death by racists geese. This was on front page of every newspaper, surprised u didnt see it.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm illiterate so..I can't read. Thanks though for the story, it was informative.

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