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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid ·

-Telling the other person you like them- I HIRE THE PURPLE TELETUBBY FOR A TELEGRAM
-Asking the other person out- I LITTLE NOTE WRITTEN IN MY BLOOD
-Holding hands- NOT UNTIL WE HAVE RELATIONS
-Kissing- ONLY MY FEET
-Saying I Love You- ONLY IF SHE STEPS ON AND DISTINGUISHES HERSELF FROM THE HIEREM
-Proposing- I PROPOSE SHE SERVE ME CHILLI

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

and they all clicked the 'back' button

iwz iwz ·

i roofled!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

hahahahahahahahahahaha...ha..ha..::cough::..ha...h..a....yeah, I, um, I think I just lost like 10 pounds simply from laughing.....maybe it's just the frame of mind i was in when I read this, but, lol!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

a woman must have modded this as stupid. 'CUZ THIS WAS DAMN FUNNY!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Whoah..we can't say point whore but you can say the bad version of a brick thingy that holds back water?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

well bricks don't sell their concrete for money...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yay, my thread was recycled

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