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ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 stupid

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We have a WINNAR!

jay79 jay79OG 2001

winnAr??????????

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i can see this will be one of those dynamic comments.

tinser tinserOG 2002

how is that off topic?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

THANK you... *courtsy*

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha,i LOVE when people call me that!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's like a curtsy. but not at all

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm saying... this outfit is the hottest gettup ever... everyone should get with it... boxers, high socks. boots.. nice nice

malibu malibuOG 2001

awww. i like the other picture. why'd you change it?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

the one with all us guys in diapers?

malibu malibuOG 2001

no the one of you in a fake horse. you looked so adorable.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

what !?! that horse was REAL!

tinser tinserOG 2002

i liked the one where you were passed out on the floor

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

HEY ! i wasn't passed out... i tripped.. and fell.. and apparently..kinda slept i guess.. and someone took a photo. totally not passing out.

tinser tinserOG 2002

i was using passed out in the too much alcohol context of the word

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well i tried to disguise it but you... just ruined it

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toxicgirlOG 2003

words fail me...and where exactly is the stick part of the horsey??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i know what i was abou to say was going to be MODERATED.. soooooo this is what i'm left with. NOTHING

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh my gosh. did you drink that entire bottle in one gulp?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

nah, his belly button did

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

this just oozes sexy

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toxicgirlOG 2003

That is the cutest picture I've ever seen! Look at that belly! And he is sitting on that can like it's nothin'.

tinser tinserOG 2002

is that ty? Man, that kid is adorable!!!!!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i was a really fat child.. all the kids hated me.. they'd steal my twinkies.. and smear chocolate all over my lips.. and call me 'doo doo' face.

tinser tinserOG 2002

ty, if that's you...i'd like to marry you...this instant....because of the cuteness of that picture

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

haha i agree...ty i'm gonna have to bite you next time i see you..as long as you bring that pic along..cuz it is too cute.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hmmm looks like i need ty pham baby pictures on my t-shirt...you should see the one of my on my horse !

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

marry this ! :

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Hey you were a bow-legged baby! And look at those socks, wow, you had amazing fashion sense even back then. Some ppl are just born with it...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

How can you NOT be bowlegged on a horse. come on.. yea those sucks were hot.. i have this picture of me .. in those sucks.. macking it to this blonde chick.. what are blonde chicks doing in thailand? i dont know. but.. it's great.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

theres two kids in the backround running away! thai, what did you do or say to them!?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

nah thats just what we did for fun in thailand.. there were no toys.. we just ran.. ran all over the place.. ran here ran there.. if we didn't have such short legs.. we'd so dominate those stinkin' KENYANS and Nigerians who always win races.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

Did your parents stockpile little red outfits?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

BUDDHA HIMSELF! sitting on the can!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

It just looks like a plastic child for some reason.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

insert coins for inappropriate proverbs, riddles and rhymes! "there once was a man from venus..."

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ouch.. you called me plastic.. that is the single most insulting i've ever heard.. that and well " you ***** **** * * * ****** " .. but .. ok.. your's in teh second most insulting thing. jeez!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Yet another comment you'll get to see FULLY unedited in our first edition of eZabel Gone WILD!!..You won't BELIEVE how borderline deragetory these Witnesses get!...ESPECIALLY after a couple wine coolers!..WOAH nelly, you're in for a treat.

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ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hahahaha.....is that all you had in thailand for furniture?....haha, I bet dady got the CAMPBELL'S soup can to sit on, being head of the house & all...haha, j/k

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toxicgirlOG 2003

What about the outfit? I just noticed they are the same in both pics. However there is no denying it, the boy looks good in red.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

gotta where what you look good in.. thats all i'm saying.. thats how i got the ladies back then..

J
jollycandymanOG 2001

believe it or not, they're different outfits, but yes he dooo look good in red, workin' his little budunk-adunk-dunk

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

my parents knew.. they wanted me to be totally sexified..so i can mystify the thai people... notice in the "CAN" picture ( i'm on the can.. dont bother me .. ploop ploop.. haha ).. i'm wearing an all red wife beater. really tight.. to show of my muscles .. but on the horse.. i'm wearing looser clothing.. so that my man boobs jiggle

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Nobody else has mentioned it, so I guess I will..but you had one MASSIVE cranium...that has to be at least 40 inches in diameter...you musta been like solving equations & stuff from a very young age

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's already been mention.. someone said ' ahh you must have been a really smart baby ' .. yea my head is huge.. i didn't have dreams at night.. i had MOVIES..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

smooooth... i'm like don johnson loaded with pineapple juice. whats black and ends up at the top of the stairs? . .. no.. you dont know? .. answer is ... christopher reeves after a fire. ohhh snap... how can you make fun of super man.. he's like an equestrian super hero.

malibu malibuOG 2001

that is one of the worst jokes i have ever heard. hahaha. i can't believe you said that.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Superman is afraid of two things...Kryptonite and horses.

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