Who is the most beautiful asian on the planet?
by FEMALE pictures only. I dont' want to see Jackie Chan's ugly mug.
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MY MOM.
Awwww thats so sweet ty. so sweet. kinda makes me all warm inside my precious little heart. Tingles the inner jolly in my. Awwww
smile :) that was cheerful
Go Go Yubari
I just read an interview with her in People.
wow, what'd she say?
without a doubt. I LIKE BIRDS!!!
old news, pard. try a new asianer.
ok how about...your mom?
my mom likes chinese food, but i'd hardly say she's asain, lol!
Don't go stealing my joke.
Diao Chan, Zhen Ji, And the two Qiao sisters...
I wonder if anyone else on here even knows who they are? lol
I never would have expected to see a reference to them in here. lol
Lucy Liu
I agree. I love her freckles.
No, you know who's hot, the chick that was in Rush Hour 2 and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
She's a hotty!
oh yeah, she is, i was going to add her but i could NOT think of her name
Michelle Yuo, i think
you're right, i googled it, michelle yeoh
Michelle hotty!
Michelle Kwan?
i love how the picture keeps on chaning, my favorite was the constuction worker though
unfortunately there's not enough asian ladies in the media for me to make a judgement..hey that chick from smallville's have asian, she's hot
LANA!!!!
she's half dutch though
She's not as hot as you :)
haha....well, i'm dutch too
Are you any part Italian?
my stomach is...i love italian food
Well then... I could fill your stomach with something you love ;)
shut it giacamo... ur making me sick...
alright...do you have any idea how misconstrued this can be? hahaha
sorry guys...continue.. ;)
haha, i'm with jahanna that this could be misconstrued...however, i'll assume you meant that you're inviting me over for a dinner date and you'll be making chicken parm, lasagna, spaghetti, and all those other delicious pastas. I'll be there at 7, okay?
yeah wow where are the censors
edited by skaorsk8: we're right here. and we don't appreciate you implying that we're too caught up in our own petty little lives to care about jahanna's pointless hormone raged comments. because we are.
WHAT?! LOSER! dude, ANYONE would've gotten that..it's not just cuz i'm heading towards the top of "the list". haha
i got it too but didn't comment on it until you guys did. maybe such modest behavior will keep me far from the list. hahaha
like forreste, i know you...modest behavior hides nothing.
you know nothing. here's a $50. shut yo mouth fool.
nice. thanks dude. i'll spend it on some bill degaspri tee-shirts
I'm really starting to get convinced that you're in love with my brother (although, you can't even spell his last name right)...You talk about him every chance you get.
Thats exactly what I meant... sorry it sounded dirty, I realized that it could have sounded that way after I wrote and was like.. only sick people would think that way... I should have known this is EZABEL! But anyways, what day is good for you ;)
i know, its a shame you can't say anything anymore without people assuming its dirty...thats what those dirty people on the list are all about....anywho...i'm thinking saturday night...i'll bring dessert...something irish...let the cultures mix a little
Awesome... Sat night is perfect... So what Irish dish are you thinking about? Would you like an Italian dessert to compliment your Irish dessert?
irish soda bread? Its the only irish thing i can think of at the moment.......and surely....italians make good desserts too
Irish soda bread sounds good! I was thinking of making a nice Tiramisu... you know the dessert cake with espresso, rum and kahlua... to go along with that, what do you think?
yummy, sounds good to meeee
So 7 pm sounds good to you on Sat? If its a nice night I could set up some candles outside and we can dine out there on the deck :)
sounds lovely....dinner under the stars
Wow this is sounding romantic :)
i'll bring the candles too
Well then, I'll bring the mood setting music...
okay so since no one else is saying it..WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM ALREADY! GEEZ! OR A CAR OR A DARK ALLEY WAY!? hahaha i realize this is the macking forum but come on..why dont you's at least progress to the chat room.
you're jealous just like dan...hey, there's an idea...why don't you guys start your own macking thread? Dan is ridiculously hot. at least, i've always thought so.
You tell 'em Tinser... how dare they interrupt our conversation! We could do a double macking with Jahanna and Dan, if you want?
good idea....you guys up for it?
this is what i'm talking about. the macking forum is like a big empty house with no parents and lots of alcohol.
Every forum on this site is turned into a macking forum.
well, it wasn't that way until YOU showed up and started talking about taking me out for tacos
Hey Tinser, I think he is too embaressed to answer the invitation....
aww, i guess we'll just have to get another guy for jahanna then
great that this is all happening right about my fat half neked body
that made no sense...at least not to me
Me neither, was he complaining that there was little discussion going on about his asian body? Or was he complaining about the picture of his almost nekid body down below? Hmmm.
about above... same thing.
haha, what dictionary you usin buddy
Yeah, we should put a poll out for it. Like which guy wants to be Jahanna's Macking partner...
haha, good idea!!!
ok. i'll be jahanna's macking parter. on TWO conditions.
1. There is no talk of her STUPID cat and how awesome it is...UGH
2. I get full permission to copy any new CDs she may happen to get that I do not already own or have copied.
hey hey...do i GET i say in this? maybe i already HAVE a macking partner!
yea! i was wondering when u were gonna speak up about me and u!
hey now.. ;) yes melody..i think it's time to let people know about us! haha
aww man..but I thought she was engaged to me! Bryan said so. Bryan..why do you lie to me?
Yo melody's a heart breaker, it aint my fault....I had the wedding planned for you guys & everything, I didn't tell her to cheat on you
Oh, so you think that makes it ok? That you can just say these empty words adn the hurt will go away?
hey giac, we need to get back into this conversation...um, should i bring a book of shakespearian sonnets to the dinner?
No need to, I will be reciting them to you all night under the stars and the candle light ;)
wait, all night? I was unaware this was an all night thing
It's just a saying... I dont have any limit on how long the night will be, lets just cross that bridge when we come to it....
haha, okay...sounds good to me
hahaha aw, don't worry, i'll stil marry you... theres enough of me to go around... lets not fight over me...
i feel hurt and betrayed by the both of you *sniffle sniffle*
aww, dont..i still love you! but i have to point out..Jackie is really my one true wifey..
i know i know....but im content with being your girl on the side heh
all of this has to be put on his macking page...
come on. where's lucy lui. that chick from the james bond movie.
what's somatter? your google bar broke?
she's gonna be in the new Quentin Tarantino flick, Kill Bill. she's a samuarai assassin.
lucy lui was in james bond? are you sure? she was in charlies angles.
funny, i saw that comment as two references. (but you're right)
What james bond was lucy liu ever in? me no know.
i can see this will be one of those dynamic comments.
how is that off topic?
THANK you... *courtsy*
haha,i LOVE when people call me that!
it's like a curtsy. but not at all
i'm saying... this outfit is the hottest gettup ever... everyone should get with it... boxers, high socks. boots.. nice nice
awww. i like the other picture. why'd you change it?
the one with all us guys in diapers?
no the one of you in a fake horse. you looked so adorable.
what !?! that horse was REAL!
i liked the one where you were passed out on the floor
HEY ! i wasn't passed out... i tripped.. and fell.. and apparently..kinda slept i guess.. and someone took a photo. totally not passing out.
i was using passed out in the too much alcohol context of the word
well i tried to disguise it but you... just ruined it
words fail me...and where exactly is the stick part of the horsey??
i know what i was abou to say was going to be MODERATED.. soooooo this is what i'm left with. NOTHING
oh my gosh. did you drink that entire bottle in one gulp?
nah, his belly button did
this just oozes sexy
That is the cutest picture I've ever seen! Look at that belly! And he is sitting on that can like it's nothin'.
is that ty? Man, that kid is adorable!!!!!!
yea i was a really fat child.. all the kids hated me.. they'd steal my twinkies.. and smear chocolate all over my lips.. and call me 'doo doo' face.
ty, if that's you...i'd like to marry you...this instant....because of the cuteness of that picture
haha i agree...ty i'm gonna have to bite you next time i see you..as long as you bring that pic along..cuz it is too cute.
hmmm looks like i need ty pham baby pictures on my t-shirt...you should see the one of my on my horse !
marry this ! : 
Hey you were a bow-legged baby! And look at those socks, wow, you had amazing fashion sense even back then. Some ppl are just born with it...
How can you NOT be bowlegged on a horse. come on.. yea those sucks were hot.. i have this picture of me .. in those sucks.. macking it to this blonde chick.. what are blonde chicks doing in thailand? i dont know. but.. it's great.
theres two kids in the backround running away! thai, what did you do or say to them!?
nah thats just what we did for fun in thailand.. there were no toys.. we just ran.. ran all over the place.. ran here ran there.. if we didn't have such short legs.. we'd so dominate those stinkin' KENYANS and Nigerians who always win races.
Did your parents stockpile little red outfits?
BUDDHA HIMSELF! sitting on the can!
It just looks like a plastic child for some reason.
insert coins for inappropriate proverbs, riddles and rhymes! "there once was a man from venus..."
ouch.. you called me plastic.. that is the single most insulting i've ever heard.. that and well " you ***** **** * * * ****** " .. but .. ok.. your's in teh second most insulting thing. jeez!
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hahahaha.....is that all you had in thailand for furniture?....haha, I bet dady got the CAMPBELL'S soup can to sit on, being head of the house & all...haha, j/k
What about the outfit? I just noticed they are the same in both pics. However there is no denying it, the boy looks good in red.
gotta where what you look good in.. thats all i'm saying.. thats how i got the ladies back then..
believe it or not, they're different outfits, but yes he dooo look good in red, workin' his little budunk-adunk-dunk
my parents knew.. they wanted me to be totally sexified..so i can mystify the thai people... notice in the "CAN" picture ( i'm on the can.. dont bother me .. ploop ploop.. haha ).. i'm wearing an all red wife beater. really tight.. to show of my muscles .. but on the horse.. i'm wearing looser clothing.. so that my man boobs jiggle
Nobody else has mentioned it, so I guess I will..but you had one MASSIVE cranium...that has to be at least 40 inches in diameter...you musta been like solving equations & stuff from a very young age
it's already been mention.. someone said ' ahh you must have been a really smart baby ' .. yea my head is huge.. i didn't have dreams at night.. i had MOVIES..
smooooth... i'm like don johnson loaded with pineapple juice. whats black and ends up at the top of the stairs? . .. no.. you dont know? .. answer is ... christopher reeves after a fire. ohhh snap... how can you make fun of super man.. he's like an equestrian super hero.