Bryan Drummond's Rules Of Dating(These rules are inscribed on a 85lb tablet which is to be carried at all times by the whatever girl is being dated at the time)

Rule #1: you must reffer to me as Lord, at all times
Rule #2: you must polish my shoes, w/you hair, everyday, @ 2:43pm, on the dot..tardiness will be punished**
Rule #3: you must give me piggy back rides, when I am tired of walking
Rule #4: if I meet a friend of yours, who happens to be hotter than you, you must hook me up with her

**Punishment includes gettin pelted repeatedly w/coconuts, in front of all of your friends, and cleaning my room for month

(Disclaimer: I'm not a chauvinist pig..I just play one on eZabel...haha)