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ilikebirds Sep 18, 2003

I think there should be a commercial for FLIP FLOPS by two asian kids... one gets naked and dances in front of the shower... and he slips and falls... breaking his face.. and causing his eyes to sq...

skaorsk8 Sep 18, 2003

dude. i give you a 10% ratio. 10 % of the things you write are funny.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I actually find just about everything he posts funny..just in a VERY VERY peculiar way..but, who am I to call somebody peculiar

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well dans just upset at the world , man. and i can understand.. i mean..he had a rough childhood with now milk from his moms bosoms and all. i mean.. a child can not be fully developed without that goodness. soooo... i understand his anger and rage.. towards his inability to suckle

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok. i am going to say this ONE LAST TIME.

I AM ONLY ALLERGIC TO COWS MILK, you UGLY PATHETIC ASIAN

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's ok man really... just settle down... breathe and relax... one day in paradise.. you might be able to suckle

tinser tinserOG 2002

aww, thats so sad

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