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ophelia Sep 21, 2003

SPHERE ROCKS!!!!!!!....Loved it almost as much as I love wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches

forrestina Sep 22, 2003

that was the last meat i ate before i went vegetarian!

deanh77 Sep 22, 2003

I use wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches for violent colon evacuation.

ophelia Sep 22, 2003

you want a serious colonic flow instigator?..just go to White Castle man, I seriously think they have like ex-lax in the burgers

tinser Sep 22, 2003

ugh, they are the most disgusting things EVER

thatdarngirl Sep 22, 2003

I really like those things..so small and mushy

ophelia Sep 26, 2003

I like white castle too...one thing that bothers me about the place though, is their most recent fast food creation, called the "Chicken Ring"....talk about abnormal, those things freak me out..oh,...

iwz Sep 26, 2003

mmm McGriddles are really good

skaorsk8 Sep 26, 2003

ok...that commericial...what's going on there. i don't know.

iwz Sep 26, 2003

i've never seen a mcgriddle commercial, so can't help you there

deanh77 Sep 26, 2003

you haven't seen the one with the little boy who's dressed as a spaceman, running around his yard around a big fake space-rocket, then he gets in and his dog pushes the launch button and the rocket...

skaorsk8 Sep 29, 2003

ok. dean, you REALLY asked for it. THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME. He does TALK like me. I realized it as I listened to him. In this sarcastic "i'm not impressed" voice.

deanh77 Sep 29, 2003

I don't mean this in any bad way. I just really think the "kinda black" guy in this ad resembles you.

ophelia Sep 29, 2003

dan could pass for almost literally every ethnicity on earth

tinser Sep 29, 2003

except irish!

ilikebirds Sep 30, 2003

and asians. we'd never accept him into our underground world..

tinser Sep 30, 2003

could i come into your undergroung world?

ilikebirds Sep 30, 2003

no. you have too many suitors. i dont have enough room for all those retards. plus.. why is it always about YOU YOU YOU and YOUR book

tinser Sep 30, 2003

the suitors can stay out...all i need is you....however, it will still be all about me and my book

ilikebirds Sep 30, 2003

no. i'm thru with it. go to your shakespeare qouting lovers of men. i'm done. and.. your book stinks.

ophelia Sep 30, 2003

ah, dost thow taunt the lovely tinser, with spitefull remark, and jest?...I shall run thee through with my sharpest blade!

tinser Sep 30, 2003

aww, my 147 pound hero shall save me!

ophelia Sep 30, 2003

Yes, I have riden in on my white horse, and have come to ravish the villianous Sir I Like Birds, for his trecherous dealings with you..Stand back, as I engage him in combat..Ah, this shall be an ea...

ilikebirds Oct 1, 2003

umm cute. real cute. but i have a gun. so die.

tinser Oct 1, 2003

aww, come on...let's all be friends

ophelia Oct 1, 2003

Fact: 93% of ezabel homocides start w/two guys fighting over a girl

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

because one of them always has a gun

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yooouuu couldn't kill a fly!..let alone a young 147lb whipersnapper such as myself

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