SPHERE ROCKS!!!!!!!....Loved it almost as much as I love wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches
you want a serious colonic flow instigator?..just go to White Castle man, I seriously think they have like ex-lax in the burgers
I like white castle too...one thing that bothers me about the place though, is their most recent fast food creation, called the "Chicken Ring"....talk about abnormal, those things freak me out..oh,...
you haven't seen the one with the little boy who's dressed as a spaceman, running around his yard around a big fake space-rocket, then he gets in and his dog pushes the launch button and the rocket...
ok. dean, you REALLY asked for it. THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME. He does TALK like me. I realized it as I listened to him. In this sarcastic "i'm not impressed" voice.
I don't mean this in any bad way. I just really think the "kinda black" guy in this ad resembles you.
no. you have too many suitors. i dont have enough room for all those retards. plus.. why is it always about YOU YOU YOU and YOUR book
the suitors can stay out...all i need is you....however, it will still be all about me and my book
no. i'm thru with it. go to your shakespeare qouting lovers of men. i'm done. and.. your book stinks.
ah, dost thow taunt the lovely tinser, with spitefull remark, and jest?...I shall run thee through with my sharpest blade!
i thought it wasnt definitely two...just any number over one
oh, yeah, you're right haha....cause you definately got more than two fightin over you, what'st he count up to now, like 8?
haha, i dont know....havent counted....dont count fivezero though...he hates me...and thinks i'm blonde
no no, he doesn't hate you..he hates the image of you that he's created in his head, a totally erroneous, ficticious blonde character...if he knew you I highly doubt he'd anywhere near hate you..tis against laws of physics...FIVEZERO!!..YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!!
i repeat yet again...bryan is too cool...yeah, he never met me...its against the rules to hate me...yet at least
i'm gonna set up a rendevous...w/you me & fivezero..he will meet you and hate, not you, but himself, for ever even entertaining the thought of disliking you...and he will get on his knees and beg for your forgivness..but, you will kick sand in his eyes(the rendevous will be on the beach)..and we will ride into the sunset..on a camel
kicking sand in someones eyes doesnt sound very much like something i'd do
would u 2 enjoy a private room?
Or perhaps the macking forum?
yeah, we need a private bryan/courtney thread....no no, courtney/bryan thread
courtney - bryan?..hmm, well, just for the sake of order..I think it should be alphabetical....WHOOPS!!!..what do ya know?..b comes before c...guess it's the bryan-courtney forum afterall..oh well
I mentioned once in Anthro class that camels couldn't be domesticated because they spit. Someone told me that if I road them all day long they would spit at me too. That was not meant in a sexual way at all.
well, DUH!!..that's why you first sedate them, and secure a plastic bag over their mouth...it's kinda annoying though cause you have to repeat the process once the bag's full....not a job for the squeamish...which is why I've hired a servent
hey hey, you can't do that for a couple of reasons:
1: I am dating FIVEZERO
2: I weigh more than you
17: Thai will still come around with his gun and shoot you (it doesn't matter if its his fight or not, there is no stopping an asian with a firearm)
my lovely beautiful girlfriend is right, folks. there will be no confrontation. and i DO NOT hate tinser! i don't even know tinser. i was just making fun of that silly exchange. i don't know if she's blonde or not, but that whole diatribe was pretty blonde. 99 times out of 100 i endorse peace and love on ezabel. except when someone talks about loving Rancid..then all i endorse is destruction..
yea i hate you
RANCID RULES...brian, we're not friends anymore.
I think we need to get Rancid to play for the next Ezabel party.
waitttttttttttt.... you're taken?!... woe is me
Don't be sad, you don't even know what I look like. Going by the pictures you posted on the macking forum, I'm not your type. You are better off. Keep your chin up.
i dont have a type.. well it's intelligent, sweet, and somewhat innoccent...thats all i require.
Oh that's it?? Well do you want my number as a back up?
OI! what's this?! you wouldn't leave me for the Teryaki Terror would you?
sorry i dont mess with other mens women. only other womens women. however if 5-0 ends up in prison fo' LIFE. HOLLA
We can have that arranged..I got friends in high places..if you know what i'm sayin..wink wink....
you're winking at me ? hitting on me ?
aren't I always...I just cannot resist from displaying my affection for you...sorry if I was to obvious about it