SPHERE ROCKS!!!!!!!....Loved it almost as much as I love wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches

that was the last meat i ate before i went vegetarian!

I use wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches for violent colon evacuation.

you want a serious colonic flow instigator?..just go to White Castle man, I seriously think they have like ex-lax in the burgers

ugh, they are the most disgusting things EVER

I really like those things..so small and mushy

I like white castle too...one thing that bothers me about the place though, is their most recent fast food creation, called the "Chicken Ring"....talk about abnormal, those things freak me out..oh,...

mmm McGriddles are really good

ok...that commericial...what's going on there. i don't know.

i've never seen a mcgriddle commercial, so can't help you there

you haven't seen the one with the little boy who's dressed as a spaceman, running around his yard around a big fake space-rocket, then he gets in and his dog pushes the launch button and the rocket...

ok. dean, you REALLY asked for it. THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME. He does TALK like me. I realized it as I listened to him. In this sarcastic "i'm not impressed" voice.

I don't mean this in any bad way. I just really think the "kinda black" guy in this ad resembles you.

dan could pass for almost literally every ethnicity on earth

except irish!

and asians. we'd never accept him into our underground world..

could i come into your undergroung world?

no. you have too many suitors. i dont have enough room for all those retards. plus.. why is it always about YOU YOU YOU and YOUR book

the suitors can stay out...all i need is you....however, it will still be all about me and my book

no. i'm thru with it. go to your shakespeare qouting lovers of men. i'm done. and.. your book stinks.

ah, dost thow taunt the lovely tinser, with spitefull remark, and jest?...I shall run thee through with my sharpest blade!

aww, my 147 pound hero shall save me!

Yes, I have riden in on my white horse, and have come to ravish the villianous Sir I Like Birds, for his trecherous dealings with you..Stand back, as I engage him in combat..Ah, this shall be an ea...

umm cute. real cute. but i have a gun. so die.

aww, come on...let's all be friends

Fact: 93% of ezabel homocides start w/two guys fighting over a girl

i thought it wasnt definitely two...just any number over one

oh, yeah, you're right haha....cause you definately got more than two fightin over you, what'st he count up to now, like 8?

haha, i dont know....havent counted....dont count fivezero though...he hates me...and thinks i'm blonde

no no, he doesn't hate you..he hates the image of you that he's created in his head, a totally erroneous, ficticious blonde character...if he knew you I highly doubt he'd anywhere near hate you..ti...

i repeat yet again...bryan is too cool...yeah, he never met me...its against the rules to hate me...yet at least

i'm gonna set up a rendevous...w/you me & fivezero..he will meet you and hate, not you, but himself, for ever even entertaining the thought of disliking you...and he will get on his knees and beg f...

hey hey, you can't do that for a couple of reasons: 1: I am dating FIVEZERO 2: I weigh more than you 17: Thai will still come around with his gun and shoot you (it doesn't matter if its his fi...

waitttttttttttt.... you're taken?!... woe is me

Don't be sad, you don't even know what I look like. Going by the pictures you posted on the macking forum, I'm not your type. You are better off. Keep your chin up.

i dont have a type.. well it's intelligent, sweet, and somewhat innoccent...thats all i require.

Oh that's it?? Well do you want my number as a back up?

OI! what's this?! you wouldn't leave me for the Teryaki Terror would you?

Whoops, sorry. That was a typo.

since when do typos shatter hearts like glass?