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omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

are you gonna eat that cheeseburger?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

nah, you can have it man...I doggie bagged it, it's in the fridge right now....hope you're cool w/the whole death part though...9/10 doctors agree that rat poison is one of the worst things possible to introduce to your diet...

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

wow.. my doctor never told me that. he only said an apple a day keeps the doctor away. and then there was an awkward silence and he jumped out the window.

tinser tinserOG 2002 funny

funny, my doctor said "an apple a day kills courtney right away"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

heh, that's cute, did he really say that?

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, no...actually thats my own little quote thingy

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha....would you really die if you ate one?..or, just "...get a lil nasely.." like hill & his supposed lactose intolerance

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, no...i'm no wimp like hill where i go around complaining about a minor reaction to foods.

I think if i ate like three apples at once...i'd definitely DIE But, one wouldn't kill me, it'd just hurt. And, since my reaction gets worse every time i eat them, if i ate one a day...eventually one would probably be enough to make my throat close completely.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

ok, lets stop talking about this, that aint cool, lol

malibu malibuOG 2001

awww. bryan's getting mad about thoughts of his love dying.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

that's like this kid i know at skool. he can't be stung by bees. he's already been stung twice. the doctor told him if it happens one more time, he could die. poor him.

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm allergic to bees too....but i only die when i'm stung by more then one...like in my girl....thats an awesome movie btw!

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