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omegatweeter Oct 6, 2003

are you gonna eat that cheeseburger?

ophelia Oct 6, 2003

nah, you can have it man...I doggie bagged it, it's in the fridge right now....hope you're cool w/the whole death part though...9/10 doctors agree that rat poison is one of the worst things possibl...

omegatweeter Oct 6, 2003

wow.. my doctor never told me that. he only said an apple a day keeps the doctor away. and then there was an awkward silence and he jumped out the window.

tinser Oct 7, 2003

funny, my doctor said "an apple a day kills courtney right away"

ophelia Oct 7, 2003

haha....would you really die if you ate one?..or, just "...get a lil nasely.." like hill & his supposed lactose intolerance

tinser Oct 7, 2003

haha, no...i'm no wimp like hill where i go around complaining about a minor reaction to foods. I think if i ate like three apples at once...i'd definitely DIE But, one wouldn't kill me, it'd ju...

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

that's like this kid i know at skool. he can't be stung by bees. he's already been stung twice. the doctor told him if it happens one more time, he could die. poor him.

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm allergic to bees too....but i only die when i'm stung by more then one...like in my girl....thats an awesome movie btw!

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