One day me and this lady friend were sitting on the beach.. in the dim light of the full moon , as waves lapped the shore trickling up to our toes.. during mid conversation a pigeon swooped down and layed beside us.. and i said " how appropriate, look it's a dirty pigeon " and she said " aww it might hear you .. it's a little cute. not dirty" *smack* and i said " aww sorry cute little dirty pigeon " and at that moment the pigeon spoke and said " apology accepted cute little dirty asian" and i said " thanks " and it said " I like you " and i said " hey you know what.. i like you too " .. and the pigeons name was 'Birds'