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hardcorejv85 hardcorejv85OG 2003 ·

to every1 who was at manhunt last time i promise i wont step on anymore water bottles and make it sound like i have a shotgun lol sorry

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

haha yea... u can't do taht again... the hackensack cops will not be so nice...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

jesse!!..welcome to ezabel...you being a newcomer & all, there's a couple things you might need to know...

1. No cursing
2. Keep the innuendo to like a PG-13 level
3. You must praise me in ever other comment you post
4. In order to keep your eZabel membership active, you have do donate $25 a week to IWZ...Except, he's asked that you fill out a check, send it to my address, make it payable to me, I'm his treasurer

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

also....macking is key

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I think it's more then just key by now..it's mandatory.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

YES, I don't know how I forgot about this...Jesse, you must mack your hear out, at all times....watch as me & tinser demonstrate....

Yo tinser, so were you born that hott or did you have to like practice @ it

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

umm, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (sorry, demonstrations don't come so naturally to me)

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

hahaha...you just used a pick up line, lol, I didn't know girls were aloud to do that..but, hey, all's fair in the game of mack...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, yeah....i don't know if i'm allowed or not...but my favorite is...i lost my number, can i have yours?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

or "Are you an astronaut?...Cause your butt is out of this world"...wait, hahahah, I don't think it goes like that..somebody help me

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

yes and when ur done macking, u must make fun of Dan Hill not being able to drink milk and when all else fails just say "crazy go nuts"

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

CRAZY GO NUTS!!!!!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i think that phrase has been used up.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i think that phrase has been used up.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

and after you double posted, "i think that phrase has been used up." has been used up too

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

!!INDEED!!

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rocksupastarFounder · yodasucka

sit on an egg.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · rocksupastar

wow... that was a harsh one mick... where do u come up with these camebacks? ::rolls eyes::

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rocksupastarFounder · yodasucka

from your MOM!!! ohhhh SNAP!

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