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juicymango Oct 15, 2003

What's that whole crappola about the Smurfs being "demonic"?

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jollycandymanOG 2001

I heard a story that at a meeting a smurf doll ran up onto the stage, I seriously heard that from someone. I dont talk to that person any more, he's obviosly demo

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yo i heard that too...

tinser tinserOG 2002

i heard that too...supposedly it jumped out of the speakers pocket...and pinched the guy...yeah, jahanna told me too

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i heard a different version. A little kid had the doll, and brought it to the meeting. when the meeting started, and the name "Jehovah" was mentioned, the doll jumped up out of the seat,ran to the hall door, pushed the door open and ran out. When asked about the doll later, the child replied "it used to sing to me at night". LOL. someone seriously told me this. How do these stories travel?

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jollycandymanOG 2001

that's soooo creepy. Would it sing him Kindom Melodies I wonder? I like your version better though, it makes a little more sense than mine

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toxicgirlOG 2003

The mental picture of a mini doll running down the aisle and blasting out the door is hilarious. Not that I find demon posessed dolls funny. Actually, there was a girl in my hall who was way into those kind of stories. Freaked everyone out at sleepovers. She is DF'd now.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

because of the stories?
One time camping, we were sitting around the campfire telling freaky stories, and I was sooo creeped out. And then when I had to go to the bathroom, I was too afraid to walk all the way to the bathroom, so I just went behind the RV

tinser tinserOG 2002

i hate scarey stories like that..jahanna and i were once telling each other scary stories in the basement at work, and we got really freaked out

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

wow, that's crazy. cause one time i got scared too.

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh, and jahanna, remember the vampire chicken?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

No, she told those stories when she was 10, but she was DF'd at 18. But she was always really into all the demo stuff. She would tell me stories after the meeting was over and I'd cry when I had to go to sleep in the dark.

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

that's the story i heard too... by the way ty, have you ever heard of AA?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Asians Anonymous did nothing for me.. we all wore masks so no one knew we were asian.. but i work a tank top.. and of course.. my yellow arms gave me away. DARN IT. next time i'm wearing a sweater. i promise.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I heard a different version, about a kid wearing a smurf shirt to a meeting (why would he be wearing that??) and the smurf jumped off the shirt and ran out.

But I have heard that smurfs are definetly demo.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

did he have a hole in his shirt I wonder? and, Yeah why would he ever wear a smurf shirt to the meeting, A smurf tai I can understand

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jollycandymanOG 2001

it's kind of funny, just imagine it. I would have probably cracked up.
And what happened after it ran up? Did it just stand there and say,"Carry on"

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea, everyone heard the story... i heard smurfs are demo, i dont know why, nor do i care... I just think tai is hot.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

WHAT? are you calling tai a yellow smurf?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, why must you all perpetuate this story...it was clarified, at an assembly....it's a complete rumor...that like started out in California(figures)...and by the time it got here it had snowballed & just like picked up extra details

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jollycandymanOG 2001

was it really clarified at an assembly? I can imagine in my notes, a whole paragraph about the smurf rumor not being real, and Id circle it a couple times, so when I go back to them later I wont ever forget...its just a rumor

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

yep. all these crazy stories usuaslly start from california. it's funny the things you hear out here

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