so what do you think... here's an idea for a show i wanna make...i haven't come up with a stupid enough name for the show.. so lets just call it " GORKI " for now. anyway get a few people.. line them up on the sidewalk somewhere down town.. roll a red carpet down.. and when people walk on the sidewalk.. people on the side line.. flash cameras.. and say " who are you wearing.. you must tell me .. thats is fabulous " ... " whoa.. you look gorgeous tonight.. is that the kathie lee gifford collection" ..... " wow.. i saw that exact top at k-mart and was about to get it."
i think thats good times. lets not forget we must punch anyone in the face who doesn't stop and talk to our people.
I had a hard time understanding that, but, I too have an idea for a show....Ever notice how there are NO jamaican sitcoms on T.V.?..The simple fact that there's nothing else on T.V. like it would draw in a TON of ratings....Here's the premiss...
This is the tale of a jamaican family of 13, living on the beach of jamaica, who's lifetime dream is to be on TRL. So they fly to the states, and move into a 10x10 appartment, bringing w/them a magical coconut tree, and an enchanted talking jamaican beef patty, that they all go to for advice..(It stays in the freezer, & whenever a character needs help w/an issue, they go to the fridge & ask Patti what they should do..Patti knows all)...Characters will include the provacative Cheri, who has a new b/f every 4 minutes on the dot, and Gilby, who's jamaican dialect is such a mystery, not even his own family can understand him..Subtitles will appear when he talks, and the other characters, although in the show, read the subtitles to understand him..The name of the show would be "Ya Mon"(translated "Yes Man")...and, it will be, a hit
see one problem though... I dont think anyone would believe jamaicans are real...
haha, what, is it common belief that jamaica is a fictitious country or something?...I grew up thinking of the place as a literal location, have I been fooled
nah man. jamaicans are not real ! have you ever been to jamaica...?
have you?!?!....