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malibu Oct 18, 2003

i enjoy my mom's thought: go and ask noah's wife how she felt knowing she was in charge of re-populating the entire earth.

toxicgirl Oct 18, 2003

I bet Noah didn't mind.

fivezero Oct 18, 2003

and i bet you Noah got sick of it. he's like "i'm tired! so tired! i'm tired of haaaavvvving sex!"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 offtopic

Hah that's soo awesome! If Rivers could only know his song was really inspired by Noah.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i could totally hear [in my head] a talk wrapping up..."and brothers when rendering the marriage due, remember Noah and how he had to get his serve on over and over, every single day for many decades, so as to honor God's commandment to repopulate the earth."

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toxicgirlOG 2003

I hope Noah never finds this thread. The poor guy was ridiculed enough when he was preaching and building the ark. This conversation might push him over the edge.

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