I just realized this story was fitting:
My older sister lives in Philly. She got really tired of seeing all the homeless people, so she thought she'd do something nice for them. She whipped up some vegan muffins and went out on her bike and started giving them out. A few people were fairly nice about it, but one guy chucked it right at her and another tossed it down the subway stairs.
Your siser should know that all homeless people are evil. That why they live on the steets, because there evil.
I'm evil but I'm not homeless.
what a bunch of unthankful jerks! if i were giving out food to the homeless and they did that, id throw a muffin. AT THEIR FACE. splat!
What's a vegan muffin?
a muffin made without any kind of animal additive whatsoever, even on the molecular level.
i don't even think they use flour! because it's said animal bones are crushed up in it to make that stark white color.
Well...I'm sure she used flour, probably not stark white..she always puts odd stuff in her food.
wow that's a really kind thing to do