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toxicgirl Oct 21, 2003

Lots of ppl obsess over touching toilet seats or the button to flush...that's why those auto-pilot toilets are the best!!! No human contact necessary.

jollycandyman Oct 21, 2003

auto pilot toilets? are those new, flying toilets? :)

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toxicgirlOG 2003

They flush when you stand up, there is a hidden camera in the toilet somewhere that watches you. When you stand up, it flushes.

frobro frobroOG 2003

hidden camera in the toilet. Now theres a video I would LOVE to watch.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ohhh mannnnn, a hidden camera! thats GREAT. imagine if it was a closed circuit camera and theres some old dude in a broom closet with a bunch of TVs, watching everyone use the bathroom and pressing the appopriate buttons when people are done! but, um, in reality those are motion sensors, honey.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

I know, but I was laughing to myself thinking of thai sitting in a room with a bzillion tvs watching ppl on toilets and at urinals...

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