i enjoy my mom's thought: go and ask noah's wife how she felt knowing she was in charge of re-populating the entire earth.
they didn't have chopsticks either, since the Chinese culture hadn't been invented yet
how do chopsticks help in delivering babies?
Oh that's easy, didn't they teach you this in HS? First they stick the chopstick..actually, I probably shouldn't tell you because you'll never want to have babies.
forceps?? what are you guys REALLY talking about here?
no, i'm never having babies anyway...somebody else can have them for me
That works too. Though, I kind of want to be pregnant..for like a day. Have everyone come up to you and be all "Awwwww!!! blah blah blah" talking in little cutsie voices as if you were the baby.
haha, that is kinda funny....but no, i have absolutely no desire to carry around a nine pound lump
when you put it like that..it is horrendously disgusting.
my point eXactly
Nine pound lump. Lovely.
When I was taking Head and Neck Anatomy, my professor showed us a picture of a tumor that was removed from a womens abdomen. It was like 25 pounds! (or more, I can't really remember). There is the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia that has all kinds of freakish medical exhibits. The tumor is on display there.
Didn't she notice it before it got that big? You would think at like..10 pounds you would notice it, because you're not pregnant and fat just doesn't feel like that.
All right, i let you go but you must wear the belly. Only around the living room...