alright...I don't just go giving this recipe out, it's a sacred Drummond concoction that's been passed down through the ages in my family, and is only to be used in EXTREME cases...This, has all the signs of an extreme case...and so, I bestow upon you, the Great Drummond Cure-All

OOOOOOK....

#1. Take FOUR cloves of garlic, a box of cheerios(no, not just the cheerios inside, the entire box, inner plastic bag & all), a shoe lace, 3 french fries, 2 quarts of melted ice(I know what you're thinking, why don't I just put water in, why freeze it & melt it again...just TRUST ME, OK!?!) & throw that all in a blender....blend for 10 minutes..and drink...(this next part is very important) you CANNOT blink while drinking..if you do, it will mess up the process, and you will have to start all over again

#2 Roll around in your backyard for 7 minutes chanting " I Love Bryan(jiga jiga jam jam) I Love Bryan(jiga jiga jam jam)" The origin of the "jiga jiga jam jam" part is a mystery, but still a vital part of this, it won'w work w/out it

#3 For 3 days straight, when you eat dinner w/your family, you must not eat at the table, but, under the table...

#4 Steal your parents debit card, withdraw $500, and give the money to me..and take full blame if you get caught, never mentioning my name(trust me, it's all part of the cure recipe, d'you wanna get better or not?!)

And that should do it!!!...You'll feel 110% better, BELIEVE me, it works...