"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." "You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized peop...

mel! this one's for you: Judy: Then she had her utopian tubes removed. Gardner: "No That's fallopian darlin. Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly...first and second fallopians!