was it a seagull? seagulls love to poop on people for fun.
no it was a blue jay, i think. it was disturbing ,physically and mentally
blue jays are cool. i remember this time in psychology class we were taking notes and i saw a blue jay outside the window. so i had this sudden urge and shouted a 'blue jay!!' and the teacher looked at me with evil squinty eyes and i said 'oops, sorry! i have ADD.'