bird attack
by yesterday i was going to mr.z's market to get some lunch. as i was walking in i felt something smack my face. i turn around and a bird is flying all over me, all around my face. i was trying to swat it away when i felt this hot soup run down my face. the bird craped on me. i ran inside and wiped it off. but it wouldn't come completely off. i think it attacked me because of my calvin kline after shave .
everyone who reads this don't wear calvin kline outside .
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what the heck!? so weird
haha mr.z's. you must live in or near PA
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i think it attacked you because you looked like a toilet . dont hate the birds
birds are little pests that should be shot. i like birds boy
I had a dog attack me once..I swear it was because of the perfume I was wearing, that's how it's related to your story.
was it a seagull? seagulls love to poop on people for fun.
no it was a blue jay, i think. it was disturbing ,physically and mentally
blue jays are cool. i remember this time in psychology class we were taking notes and i saw a blue jay outside the window. so i had this sudden urge and shouted a 'blue jay!!' and the teacher looked at me with evil squinty eyes and i said 'oops, sorry! i have ADD.'
Wow, remind me to never lick your face again.
do u normally lick peoples faces??
melody, listen, PA kids are weird. stay away from them.
i'll take ur word for it... but just cuz we r best friends for real life...
Ppl from NJ are such elitists...why is it every time I turn on MTV MADE I see some loser kid from NJ who wants to be cool??? And why is it every time I tell ppl I am going to NJ for the weekend do I get the reaction, "What could you possibly want to see in NJ, that's an ugly state" Answer me that Dan Hill...
aw don't take personal offense... its dan talking... just ignore him... we all do... and any ways, I heart PA people :) don't be hateing on Jersey
Nah, I wasn't taking personal offense (I can't, I plan to move to NJ in a couple months, so I don't hate NJ...) I just like to argue with Dan.
listen, this isn't your fantasy version of "You've Got Mail", where I am rich and powerful and you are hot and also meg ryan. OK! you want to be from NJ, deep down inside! so stop pretending!
weird...maybe, but dangerous....nah...she doesn't need to keep her distance
I'm not from PA. I'm from Jersey
all the time. doesn't everyone
YOU normally bite them. so stop making other people feel weird about their oral fixations.
yea this is true...
See..biting I have no problem with..but I had a strange boy lick me once and it was very gross.
strange boy? a.k.a- a good friend
Heh no not that strange boy. He is strange..but not a stranger. This was my friend kristen's boyfriend who when I introduced myself to him licked the whole side of my face.
see you need it to be done by a not so strange boy and it won't be so weird...
Oh I know. But having it done but a random stranger IS weird. I think that was my point..