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forrestina Oct 28, 2003

haha for my girls tina and jahanna i know we all love this one...Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) *Point to arm and flex* To the gun show!

ophelia Oct 28, 2003

haha, but that's not a pickup line

forrestina Oct 28, 2003

sure it is. it's an ice breaker.

skaorsk8OG 2002 · Oct 28, 2003

can i say, i used that line, and it works. just make sure you are not bryan drummond.

opheliaOG 2003 · Oct 28, 2003

if by bryan drummond, you mean me, then you must be uninformed....these guns are SERIOUS...I could take you out w/out even breakin a sweat phool

skaorsk8OG 2002 · Oct 28, 2003

hey, wait...we need some toothpicks...someone, go and rip bryan's arms out of their sockets..

(we wouldn't really do that. i mean, what kind of sicko would want another person's arms? I'm just using this illustration to make a point. I learned that from the new Ministry School Guidebook.)

opheliaOG 2003 · Oct 28, 2003

this is ALL muscle son!!....next time I see you it's over, I'm'a go Mike Tyson on you

fivezeroOG 2003 · Oct 28, 2003

you're gonna domestically abuse him, bite his ears, and speak shrill nonsense?

opheliaOG 2003 · Oct 28, 2003

yyyyup, AND get a tribal tatoo on my face..(have you seen that thing?...what's wrong w/this guy)

hardcorejv85OG 2003 · Nov 25, 2003

hha guns bryan try potato guns lol

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