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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i bet a lot of girls have crushes on cerrato.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

i like him too!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 stupid ·

now, dan, just because you moderate things to say what you want doesn't mean they are true

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

case in point...i may be dumb but i'm NOT stupid

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Daaaaannnnn no fair!!! Someone change it back to me insulting HillDan.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

this is EXACLY what I'm talking about when I referr to him as THE MAN...Using his power of authority to oppress ezabelers through censorship..

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I thought that when you refer to him as THE MAN you meant the number 1 man in your life.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

down with dan! down with dan! *chants over and over until i notice everyone looking at me with slanted eyebrows* uhhh... anyone for tennis?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

DAN IS THE MAN!!!! DAN IS THE MAN!!!!....That's why when he gets pulled over he never gets a ticket...cause the cop just looks @ him & he's like "Oh, he's one of us..."

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

either that or the cop was attracted to dan's manlyness.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

do i LOOOK like a giant donut to you???

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

yes..any other questions?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

more like a, boston creme....

malibu malibuOG 2001 · ophelia

no he can't be a creme donut. they have milk. maybe a jelly one?

tinser tinserOG 2002 · malibu

jelly is the best kind....and chocolate frosted with sprinkles

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · tinser

EW jelly is gross.... but i still love you...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · tinser

Jelly is yick..chocolate frosting on the other hand

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

and chocolate glazed on the third hand...

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 · yodasucka

How about one that is fruit filled...

malibu malibuOG 2001 · sugabluejennnie

one time we went into dunkin donuts and only had 23 cents. donuts are 63. so we asked to purchase 1/3rd of a donut. but not one you could easily split up. we wanted one that had filling. but they just gave us the whole thing. it was funny.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · tinser

the BEST kind is a plain glazed krispy creme hot off the press

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · toxicgirl

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea baby

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 · toxicgirl

hahaha, what the heck did I start...I call hill a bosten creme, & everybody goes dougnut crrrrazy....

When I grow up...I'm going to buy myself a dougnut farm...So that WHENEVER I get that dougnuty hankerin', I can just go outside, & pick a fresh one, right offa the dougnut tree...Then, and only then, will I feel fulfilled in life..

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · ophelia

haha...dougnuts...yummy

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i don't get why you didn't just say that girls have crushes on you if you were planning on editing other people's comments

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

yeah, haha, cause editing is the only way he'd be able to get somebody to say that....

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hahha, i don't feel the love here

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

oh it's there..go get your microscope..haha....nah, I love the Dan...but we've agreed to make fun of eachother for eternity..so I must live up to this agreement

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

most definitely

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