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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i bet a lot of girls have crushes on cerrato.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

i like him too!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 stupid

now, dan, just because you moderate things to say what you want doesn't mean they are true

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

case in point...i may be dumb but i'm NOT stupid

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Daaaaannnnn no fair!!! Someone change it back to me insulting HillDan.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

this is EXACLY what I'm talking about when I referr to him as THE MAN...Using his power of authority to oppress ezabelers through censorship..

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I thought that when you refer to him as THE MAN you meant the number 1 man in your life.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

down with dan! down with dan! *chants over and over until i notice everyone looking at me with slanted eyebrows* uhhh... anyone for tennis?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

DAN IS THE MAN!!!! DAN IS THE MAN!!!!....That's why when he gets pulled over he never gets a ticket...cause the cop just looks @ him & he's like "Oh, he's one of us..."

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

either that or the cop was attracted to dan's manlyness.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

do i LOOOK like a giant donut to you???

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes..any other questions?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

more like a, boston creme....

malibu malibuOG 2001 ophelia

no he can't be a creme donut. they have milk. maybe a jelly one?

tinser tinserOG 2002 malibu

jelly is the best kind....and chocolate frosted with sprinkles

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 tinser

EW jelly is gross.... but i still love you...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

Jelly is yick..chocolate frosting on the other hand

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

and chocolate glazed on the third hand...

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 yodasucka

How about one that is fruit filled...

one time we went into dunkin donuts and only had 23 cents. donuts are 63. so we asked to purchase 1/3rd of a donut. but not one you could easily split up. we wanted one that had filling. but they just gave us the whole thing. it was funny.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 tinser

the BEST kind is a plain glazed krispy creme hot off the press

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea baby

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

hahaha, what the heck did I start...I call hill a bosten creme, & everybody goes dougnut crrrrazy....

When I grow up...I'm going to buy myself a dougnut farm...So that WHENEVER I get that dougnuty hankerin', I can just go outside, & pick a fresh one, right offa the dougnut tree...Then, and only then, will I feel fulfilled in life..

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

haha...dougnuts...yummy

tinser tinserOG 2002

i don't get why you didn't just say that girls have crushes on you if you were planning on editing other people's comments

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, haha, cause editing is the only way he'd be able to get somebody to say that....

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahha, i don't feel the love here

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh it's there..go get your microscope..haha....nah, I love the Dan...but we've agreed to make fun of eachother for eternity..so I must live up to this agreement

aviator aviatorOG 2004

most definitely

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