puppy love
by eh i might've posted this already somewhere...
so i just had a customer with the last name catalano. reminded me of jordan catalano-character jared leto played on my so called life. remember those crushes you had in middle school and high school? i had jared leto, nas, devon sawa, kobe bryant, and jtt to name a few. who did you all crush on in your younger years?
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these fellas shared space on the walls of my locker:
ralph macchio
ricky schroeder
jason bateman
ryan lambert
river pheonix
corey haim
chad allen
ricky martin/menudo
kirk cameron
OMG, i think you're my 80's twin, i LUVED all these guys.
oh yeah, i loved john stamos too!
frest, i watched my so called life JUST for jordan catalano!
i forgot mack austin from facts of life
did u watch silver spoons faithfully??? hahaha i totally wanted a train in my house like his!
yes and the secretary did commercials for a department store (i can no longer remember which one) for years after the show went off and every time i would think: thats the lady from silver spoons. i wish that was still on. have you seen him lately though? his skin is so aged. that midwest living beats a person up.
I thought it was for shampoo that she did the commercials for?? hmmm, she was on battlestar galactica too. i loved that show! LOL
yes he looks HORRIBLE! i tried watching NYPD Blue with him on it, uh not so good! although i do love how Zac is on there now
yeah i think she did do shampoo as well. but here she did a department store add for tv and radio. it played forever.
ive never seen an episode of nypd blue.
*sighs* he can lean his head against my locker any day
i bet a lot of girls have crushes on cerrato.
i like him too!!
now, dan, just because you moderate things to say what you want doesn't mean they are true
case in point...i may be dumb but i'm NOT stupid
Daaaaannnnn no fair!!! Someone change it back to me insulting HillDan.
this is EXACLY what I'm talking about when I referr to him as THE MAN...Using his power of authority to oppress ezabelers through censorship..
I thought that when you refer to him as THE MAN you meant the number 1 man in your life.
down with dan! down with dan! *chants over and over until i notice everyone looking at me with slanted eyebrows* uhhh... anyone for tennis?
DAN IS THE MAN!!!! DAN IS THE MAN!!!!....That's why when he gets pulled over he never gets a ticket...cause the cop just looks @ him & he's like "Oh, he's one of us..."
either that or the cop was attracted to dan's manlyness.
do i LOOOK like a giant donut to you???
yes..any other questions?
more like a, boston creme....
no he can't be a creme donut. they have milk. maybe a jelly one?
jelly is the best kind....and chocolate frosted with sprinkles
Jelly is yick..chocolate frosting on the other hand
and chocolate glazed on the third hand...
How about one that is fruit filled...
one time we went into dunkin donuts and only had 23 cents. donuts are 63. so we asked to purchase 1/3rd of a donut. but not one you could easily split up. we wanted one that had filling. but they just gave us the whole thing. it was funny.
the BEST kind is a plain glazed krispy creme hot off the press
hahaha, what the heck did I start...I call hill a bosten creme, & everybody goes dougnut crrrrazy....
When I grow up...I'm going to buy myself a dougnut farm...So that WHENEVER I get that dougnuty hankerin', I can just go outside, & pick a fresh one, right offa the dougnut tree...Then, and only then, will I feel fulfilled in life..
i don't get why you didn't just say that girls have crushes on you if you were planning on editing other people's comments
yeah, haha, cause editing is the only way he'd be able to get somebody to say that....
most definitely
OOO the N'Sync .... Backstreet boy phase..
I once had a puppy.. but everytime i said " here puppy puppy...here! " he'd bark and say to me... " stop it.. i'm fulllll grown "
Wow thats a smart dog
i had a mad crush on macguyver at the age of like 10 or 11. remnants of it still linger to this day. go ahead and laugh. :)
okay..1st....i was absolutly obsessed w/ my so called life..i dyed my hair that BRIGHT red that claire danes hair was..and *I* was also in love w/ jared letto! :)
I remember watching "The Cutting Edge" and thinking the ex-hockey player, new figure skater dude was the most handsome guy I had ever seen. I don't know how old I was. In eighth grade, I thought the Italian soccer player Roberto Baggio was the hottest man in the world. Ha. Oh man my locker was plastered with his pictures.
Holy crap totally the pink power ranger she was mad hot
Tiffany Amber Thiesan and Kelly from 90210!
hmmm
That chick from lost in space, the daughter
The daughter in that show Step by Step
stacy's mom(she's got it goin on)
Kelly&Lisa&Elizabeth Berkly(don't remember her name on the show) from saved by the bell
Tiffany Amber Thiessen on 90210 was BANGIN'. oh, and Kimmy Gibbler!
i hope you're joking. kimmy gibler. ick.
For once I agree with you. For some reason I find that insulting.
yeah, I read this and threw up in my mouth. Uncle Jesse was WAY hotter.
yeah, her feet smelled
o man.. i have a million of these.. and since i can't spell, i will prolly write them all wrong...
-Rider Strong
-Deven Sawa
-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Jared Leto
-Trent from Daria (come on, cartoons can be hot too)
-JTT (haha u all loved him, don't deny it)
ok thats all i can think of...
yo we so made cards of trent to keep in our wallets! i almost forgot about that.
Oooooh Trent is so very hott.
Oooooh Trent is so very hott.
*****CENSORED****
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Call 1-800-I-Mean,-Just-How-WILD-Can-JW'S-Really-Get-?
All the blurries covering inappropriate comments will be gone? Thank goodness. Will the grinding of Dan and Bryan be featured as well?
YES, in this limited time offer, you will get a bonus video entitled "Dan Let Loose"..You'll get to see Mr. Hill GRIND THE MESS out of the unsuspecting Bryan, the horrified look on Bryan's face says a million words.Once, and for all, the question of who grinded who will be laid to rest.
Act now while supplies last.
um since i'm not 18 yet, u can order it and pay for it and i'll just watch it...
If I order now, will that bonus video be included in the ultra low price of $19.95???
AH, it seems we've hoodwinked yet another customer w/our super-fine print...Oh, it's there..It's just so small you'd need an electron microscope to read it, the letters are composed of single ink molecules. But if you could read it, you'd see that it says the following...
"By submiting your credit card number to us, you agree to have us charge you not just $19.95 for eZabel Gone WILD, but an additional $783 for the "Dan Let Loose" bonus footage. You, dear customer, are a sucker"
This whole thread was incredibbly entertaining. Do it again.
I would, but, alas, I think I've been drained of all my comedy juice for the night...It's time I retire to the upper quarters & lay my head to rest
haha, comedy juice, that's gross
DAN PLEASE MARK THIS AS FUNNY.....HAHAHHAA, this was the funniest comment i've read all week
I got it for you tinser ;)
if you, were a truck, instead of a Giacmo...you would definately be, a Mack truck
what i said wasn't that bad...not the way i meant it...what if i were to say dan hill is *****censored******
katie demenna. hottest preteen ever!
leonardo dicaprio...and dean cain
i second dean. i was a fanatic for the new adventures of lois and clark (or something like that)
yeah, it was a cool show...then after being on for years, it started to get wack
Yeah, there were peaks and valleys. But I think that show may have started my superman attraction complex. ie - Tom Welling. I find men who look like superman attractive. (black or dark hair, light eyes, maybe even blue, tall)
yeah, tom is hot too...how could superman not be hot!? I know the real superman is out there somewhere...i'm gonna find him
Look no further! Im right here!!
haha, you have to prove it first
Oh really?? How about you become my danzel in distress and I will save you ;)
does your mack ever get turned off?? u need to chill with that yo
What forum are you in?? If you want it to be turned off go to the Geek forum, because obviously there isnt any macking going on there!
yea.. i don't click on the geek forum ever.. i think i commented in there only once... haha
danzel?! like danzel washington? wow...
hahha, i think he has a little bit too much DAN on his mind....hey, giac...you know, dan's screen name is skaorsk8, not tinser
So I missed spelled Danzel... Sue me... how do you spell it??
it's DAMSEL, super-illiterate man
Im not illiterate... I just cant spell ever since I graduated College alright!!
okay okay. i'll be honest here. i went to go do long division and i had to sit there for like 5 minutes and remember how to do it.
I still use my fingers to add... how sad is that!!
it's a deal....you heroicly save me to prove you're superman
Your on... just scream for help when you need me and I'll be there faster than a speeding bullet!
now, do i refer to you as giacamo or superman? or will you come for either?
You can call me whatever you want, just not late for dinner ;) (Sorry that was lame) Anyways, I will come for either as long as it comes from your beautiful voice...
haha, yay, my hero...i'm going to jump out of the window now, so you can save me
Im waiting for your scream! But Im not going to wear those tights!
ohhhhh, i dont know if you can qualify then.....superman wears tights
Well do you want me to wear tights... cause if you really want me to, I would for you ;)
hehe, no...saying that was enough
awww.. thanks tinser.. your the best!! When are we doing the dinner under the stars again?
tonight!!!!! But, this time it's going to be so cold, so we'll need to make a fire
Hey if two Indians can make a fire rubbing two sticks together imagine what two bodies can do ;)
Ok this is getting pretty gross. Can you two please move this to EZ messages. Thanks.
woah, i don't know there buddy....sure you didn't make the perv list? haha
haha.. I was waiting for a response from you on that... it just came to me... haha. For some reason I wasnt put on the list... (not that there is anything wrong with that)
you were supposed to be the last person on the list...but jen decided to kick ya off
Or she just gave up on trying to spell my name correctly... its one of the two though....
no...I know how to spell your name fine....I just decided there were more people deserving of being on it
ok, lol, this quickly went from macking w/her, to hitting on her, right up to sexual harrasment
haha, this is sexual harrasment and i don't have to take it
oh my goodness those PSAs by the water cooler classIC
The mack just got out of control...
yeah, lol, you like need a license for mack that potent
Yeah, I know the forum has been MACKed attacked!
yea.. ok... that was corny...
Please move this to the food forum...For it's high level of cheesiness
stole the words right outa my mouth....you never cease to amaze me
and the mack is back! Haha...thanks, how about a moonlight dinner?
You read my mind ;)
::ehem::..she was talking to ME bub...back off!!..haha
well giddey up...of course, I'll set the whole thing up...We'll ride into a secluded beach location on horse back, and picnic next to the ocean, by the light of the moon&stars.....now that my friend, is romanitic..I should be a date planner
oh, horse back and beach! I don't know giac....it looks like he might have you beat here
WOOO HOO!!!...ok, i'm having a "I Won Courtney Over" party @ my house, this friday, it's a byok(bring your own keg) event...haha..j/k...I will serve nothing but kool aid....
rebecca gayheart...WHOOOHOOO...until she killed all those people.
also, the conductor from shining time station.
hahaha ringo. was it the earing that did it for you?
If he meant the lady conducter, I agree with him. She was for cute.
If he meant Ringo....I agree again, he too is for cute
Um, label me a dork, but I think her name was Aunt Stacy. She was also frenchy in Grease.
Did you know that when Ringo was playing Mr. Conductor on that show he was way alcoholic? That's why George Carlin eventually took the job. (I wasn't a Shining Time Station fan, just a huge Beatles fan, I know it all- Hahaha).
