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hardcorejv85 Oct 31, 2003

hows this one? nice shoes wanna makeout? yea i tried it once and my jaw hurt for liek a week. lol (it was a dare)

malibu malibuOG 2001

did the girl really hit you???!!??

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

no, they made out for soooo long..his jaw hurt

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

ahahah! That's awesome..does this really happen?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha he wishes....

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahahhaha

hardcorejv85 hardcorejv85OG 2003

haha yes she did amnd i got the video to prove it

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