"Lord, please bless this thou handgrenaid, so that it blow thou enemies into tiny bits. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast on the lamb, and the carp, and the anchioves, and the orangot...

"she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "It got better..."

"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show...

stay here, and make sure HE doesn't leave!...where are you going? well, we're going with you! we're not gonna stay here!

what movie is that from?

monty python. in the scene with the guards.

I know i was being retarded,

what else is new??? you...retarded...how novel

So mean. Love match isn't gonna work so great for you if you talk to ppl like this. Disguise your true self. Suprise the girl later.

you're gettin it...me and brian are going to chill this weekend and work on THE NEXT BIG PROJECT

Why is it when I read this comment I instantly got an uneasy feeling? Please don't corrupt my boyfriend.

it's too late...i can corrupt him all i want, with or without his spicy chinese food

great, it's the beginning of the end...

THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH