"Lord, please bless this thou handgrenaid, so that it blow thou enemies into tiny bits. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast on the lamb, and the carp, and the anchioves, and the orangot...

"she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "It got better..."

"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show...