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heartbreakerOG 2003

This just shows that Beachbum is married and never had an engagement party.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you should mother.. or father my child. depending which sex you are

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heartbreakerOG 2003

I would love too mother your children, i guess you were thinking the same thing as me? someone didn't get a party huh?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

maybe maybe not. all i'm saying is you're hott.

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heartbreakerOG 2003

Your hotter I love asians

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

get in liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine ! haha

jay79 jay79OG 2001

yea, behind me...BOO

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

everyone knows i'm married and i absolutely didn't want an engagement party. anyone who knows me knows that. so who cares.

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