Skip to main content
0 online
skaorsk8 Nov 5, 2003

can i just say...who told people it's ok to wear sandals EVERYWHERE...the mall, at the meetings, out in service...that's WRONG, ok! feet are nasty. only remove them from socks while swimming, or sl...

tinser Nov 5, 2003

hey, who gave you permission to sleep without socks?

ophelia Nov 7, 2003

I tried sleeping w/socks on once & i felt SO restricted, like my feet needed to be liberated...worst experience of my life

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I can't not sleep with socks on. I hate wiggling toes. UGH!!!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i always seem to lose at least one sock sometime during the night.

tinser tinserOG 2002

me too!!! Sometimes i'll find it across my room...i still havent figured out how this happens

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i have a few theories, most involving jahanna's cat and a pickup truck

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, you'll have to share sometime...my only theory was the same one i use to explain the mysterious sock that appeared in your bed

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaa..my cat was a star this w/e...you woulda had a field day with it dan.

tinser tinserOG 2002

jahanna's cat died this weekend :(

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HHAHAH WHOOHOOO!!

i mean.

that's really sad.

tinser tinserOG 2002

they are going to have a public burial for the cat...now, i like animals and all...but i think they are taking this a bit far

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, um, that, is insane....are the cat's family & relatives going to be attending?..& do cats have to adorn themselves in black too or is that just a human thing

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

no i think it's just a human thing....jahanna invited most of the people from our congregation....and i'm assuming she'll open the invitation to the ezabel community. It's pretty informal. And, it's going to be closed casket i hear, the poor cat was supposedly hurt pretty badly. :(

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 tinser

as sad as this all is, I find it hard not to find humor in all of this..but, yeah, if they're going through all that trouble, they were obviously really attatched to it & are pretty sadened by it's death..so I guess I should sympathize

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

yeah, i feel bad...all the times i made fun of her poor cat

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Sorry to inturrupt, we will return you to your normal broadcast shortly
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've recieved INSIDE information, from an INSIDE source(Jahanna), that drops a bombshell on Courtney's claim that Jahanna's cat has passed away.....

TeSoRo 1721: my cat did not die
TeSoRo 1721: courtney should go ski off a mountain

AND there you have it folks..Solid evidence, that the "innocent", "goodie-two shoes" we referr to as Courtney, is actually a two timing-liar who gets a sadistic pleasure out of fooling people into believing falsities.....

tinser tinserOG 2002

hey, stop trying to blow my cover

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh it's been blown lady, BLOWN TO BITS....and you're left, naked, w/no alibi...how's it feel

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ophelia

tinsers cover = mushroom cloud

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

yeah, her spot was completely demolished....hit her up w/some C-4..my bomb had a plutonium core....& her lie, was no more

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

i'm not worried.....there will be more lies

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 tinser

then report to your father SATAN, for he is the father of the lie! *if this comment doesn't stop her lying streak, nothing will*

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

ok, ok, I was having fun w/this whole "Courtney's a liar thing" too..lol..but, she's not as evil as we're making her out to be....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ophelia

aw, i'm sowwy, bwyan. but you lost points wiv her aweady.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

you trying to say that last comment of mine was just a sorry attempt to stay on her good side??!!?!?....you could quite possibly be right

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

haha, no comment

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

umm, drafty? no, honestly...this is my motto: Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. Reality isn't always fun, so i make stories up...i don't do it maliciously

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

that is sick and cruel...my cat will live forever..i got God's O.K.!

**Edited for Brian**
i'm not a Baal worshipper!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you used a lower-case G! what god are you worshipping!? BAAL WON'T SAVE YOUR CAT!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

No, you're right, Baal doesn't even like cats...But, the Egyption Cat-headed Godess, Bastet, could be of assistance when it comes to the feline resurections

T
toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

oh my goodness, we have false gods and idols here. this better not be the start of a new forum-"idol worshipers."

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

hahaha....hey, i'm pretty sure i'm not the ONLY egyptian idol worshiper on the site...there has to be some others...& all fans of the movie Stargate count too

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ophelia

oh come on...i like that movie!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 forrestina

well then join the club lady, you too, are a supporter of egyptian false god worship

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ophelia

you can take that bastet and throw it out the window!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 forrestina

yeah, i tried that a couple times...but the darn thing just kept on mysteriously ending up in my sock drawer every time I tried to get rid of it...so I just gave up & started worshiping it

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ophelia

okay peter brady

wuchoo talkin bout willis

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

wait wait wait, so u'll worship that but u try to throw my demon possesssed hamtoro out the window?!!?!?!?! WHATS UP WIT THAT?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 yodasucka

Bastet is SO less demonic than holloween toys..i mean, everybody knows that

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

!!!NA-UH!!!!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 yodasucka

alright, who taught mell how to alter text?!!?...a monster has been created

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

my webpage design teacher taught me! i can't do much.. but i am SLOWLY learning HTML... i really only know bold, italics, links, ya kno... stupid things like that... i'm a beast!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ophelia

hahahaha, remember this!!...like, who woulda thought that this thread woulda taken a detour into the empire of false religion

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

hahaha...its so funny how threads get off topic

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

oh my goodness you guys....i was just reading through old threads...and i found this one. and my cat just died two days ago. it was so sad...but at least he had a good, long life. 12 yrs old. my poor little mushkie. he died in his sleep. :*(

tinser tinserOG 2002 tesoro

aww, i'm sorry jan...after all the jokes, you know i really am

well, at least he died peacefully

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 tinser

unless he was having sad kitty nightmares. awww.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

excuse me courtney, may i ask u what drove u to make up this lie? are u in need of attention? because there certainly is other ways of getting attention... you could try attending one of my CA meetings... they give you plenty of attention there.. but making up deaths are is frowned upon at CA so you MUST give that up quickly...

tinser tinserOG 2002

it's true...i need attention, so i make up stories...by the way everybody, i broke my leg today...flowers and candy would be very much appreciated :)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i believe u need to attend LA... no not Los Angeles... Liers Anonymous... altho if u do want to go to Los Angeles i would be happy to accompany u...

tinser tinserOG 2002 yodasucka

i was supposed to go to las angeles last weekend...but i didn't...i'm not ready to admit i have a problem yet though, isn't that the first step?

Welcome Back to eZabel

It's been a while. Here's what's new.

eZabel Lore

A complete history of our community — stats, Hall of Fame, legendary threads, and more.

View the Lore →

Everything Preserved

All 225,969 pieces of content from 2000–2014 are here — forums, messages, journals, photos, polls, and events.

💎

Gems

Spot something you love — a legendary comment, a classic thread, a great photo? Log in and click the diamond icon to mark it as a Gem. Add a note about why it's special. The best stuff surfaces on the Gems page.