I think all weddings should have a set, minimum dollar amount to be given to the bride & groom. There should be video cameras set up inside the reception hall & kingdom hall, so that all invitees who cannot meet the minimum ammount, can be given the option of viewing the wedding, and reception, on monitors set up outside in the parking lot...& have the wedding in the dead middle of december so they all have to stand outside in the frigid cold...
and everyone entering must be directed to the retinal scan and lie detector before finding their seats...
along with urine and stool sample.
wow. i wonder what lucky person would take care of that job.
Hahahaha...can you imagine friends walking past the guestbook in their nicest clothes carrying a little cup filled with yellow liquid? And the stool sample is just foul.
smeared on a popsicle stick
thanks. i'll never eat a fudgesicle ever again.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA aww man... soo funny!
yeah, I had no idea my comment would domino into us talking about human waste...interesting how things turn out sometimes, lol....
I think retinal or thumb print scans should be used in place of keys...for houses & cars & whatnot..haha, ofcourse if you work around machinery & loose your eyes and or thumbs, you'd be a tad bit screwed....public transportation isn't THAT bad though...
hey sure www.lgiris.com ...that ought to satisfy you...the future is now