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ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I think all weddings should have a set, minimum dollar amount to be given to the bride & groom. There should be video cameras set up inside the reception hall & kingdom hall, so that all invitees who cannot meet the minimum ammount, can be given the option of viewing the wedding, and reception, on monitors set up outside in the parking lot...& have the wedding in the dead middle of december so they all have to stand outside in the frigid cold...

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toxicgirlOG 2003

and everyone entering must be directed to the retinal scan and lie detector before finding their seats...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

along with urine and stool sample.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

wow. i wonder what lucky person would take care of that job.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

well since u want it so bad... i'm sure that no one will object to you being that lucky person...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll have to pass. thank you though.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Hahahaha...can you imagine friends walking past the guestbook in their nicest clothes carrying a little cup filled with yellow liquid? And the stool sample is just foul.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

smeared on a popsicle stick

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toxicgirlOG 2003

thanks. i'll never eat a fudgesicle ever again.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA aww man... soo funny!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, I had no idea my comment would domino into us talking about human waste...interesting how things turn out sometimes, lol....

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I think retinal or thumb print scans should be used in place of keys...for houses & cars & whatnot..haha, ofcourse if you work around machinery & loose your eyes and or thumbs, you'd be a tad bit screwed....public transportation isn't THAT bad though...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey sure www.lgiris.com ...that ought to satisfy you...the future is now

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