Does this mean you will now always wear a special spandex costume whenever you're around me?
uh...do you want me to?......Bryan + Spandex = UNATRACTIVE²
spandex in general is unattractive. on sunday i saw a woman power walking with metallic red spandex pants. cringe.
Actually..my band name is Too Fat For Spandex because I consider everyone in the world too fat for spandex because no one should wear it..ever. I saw a very large woman one day wearing spandex and it frightened me.
so, since when are you in a band, liar?
okay, this has nothing to do with me, but mannnn is that a stank comment.
what?..she knows I love'r I'm just kidding around, lol
I'm in a band..we just don't have any instruments..or songs..we just have a name so no one else can steal it until I do form a band!!