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hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

This is so funny in that it is simple, "girls 101". Of course not all of my male compatriots have made the same thorough research that i have, so i still hold the sage position. OK HERE IT IS, MAN OR WOMAN, IF YOU ARE HAVING A PROBLEM LET ME KNOW!!!! Try out the Patrick relationship guide to the oppostie sex for a month, and if you don't like it, then return it for a full refund...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

for real pat? i think i need this guide....

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

yeah but it only explains and gives reasons, it isn't the How to get a man/woman/compatible soy lover at all costs. That isn't the nicest book, and i don't like reading from it....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 funny

Alright man.. so i have this problem.. me and this girl are dating... but she wants me to like her sister.. and is trying to hook us up.. but i'm still dating her.. and she still likes me.. but thinks i'm good for her sister too. sooo what do i do ?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this can only end in something you will definitely get disfellowshipped for, lol

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

wow i think i'll write an eZabel response to this....

frobro frobroOG 2003

That easy, just date then both

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