wow, i don't follow these rules at all. OKay, well the first one of course, yeah...i want to feel special...thats a given...i think everybody does...but the rest:

-I think its hot when guys are into their cars. Cars are this secret appeal which I don't understand...plus, i like it when they get a kick out of waxing and fixing mine. And racing is fun.
-The boys are ussually the ones who call me and i never call them...hmm, i guess i'm the guy in that manner...something about the phone scares me.
-You've never met my ex, haha...trying to get kicked out of walmart...good times, good times (i can think of so many more examples of the stupidity...and each one will probably make me laugh)