I was playing on scaffolding once, when i was at work with my dad. I was pretending to be a fisherman and when i was pulling a pretend fish out of the water I fell off the scaffolding, did 3 flips, a triple axle and a reverse grap before i fell and hit a my head on a rock. I had to get almost 30 stitches.
you think you had it bad?! One time I was on this platform 73458 miles above the sea level, I was doing some basic maintenance on an eagle's nest, when all of the sudden a tuba whacked me on the shoulder. Well, no doubt I was knocked off balance, and as I plummeted to the earth, I caught fire when I finally hit the atmosphere, I did like 124 front flips a octuple toe loop, with a mute grab to a mctwist japan air....until I hit a skyscraper, and proceeded to do 900 backflips, with 57 360's while holding onto my feet so they wouldn't fall off. Oh yeah, and the skyscraper fell on top of me (extinguishing the flame, but also causing the ground beneath me to melt into molten scorching hot pavement.) The tuba fell on me, too. It was NOT a good day.
lol, aw man! how come you never told me about this? i woulda sent you a card or something
We use to have intermission between meetings on Sunday. Your dad and an idiot from the same cong. took that 10 minutes to run out to the parking lot to through rocks. The kid next to your dad throw a rock and hit your dad in the head. He was gushing blood when all the sisters started screaming for help. He was taken to the hospital for stitches. I had to stay a the meeting. I was mad about that.