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ilikebirds Nov 19, 2003

The title is " i like big butts and i can not lie " yet the whole thread is about babies. Somethings not right folks... somethings not RIGHT

forrestina Nov 19, 2003

i thought this was going to be about mike

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rocksupastarFounder ·

do be hatin on my butt cleavage.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i'm not hating...i was um disappointed?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

Playtex just released a new product called the Booty-Bra...you should invest in one....

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rocksupastarFounder ·

are you serious?! WOW!!! i would! i mean that just brings out new and exciting ways to wear my plumber crack pants!!!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

thats EXACTLY what I had in mind..

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rocksupastarFounder ·

one mind bro.. one mind.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

yeah they make jeans now with butt pads in them so you look like you have a bigger or better butt. i've tried them on. they're frightening though.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

Yikes that is frightening. My J.Lo booty would look like an atom bomb in those things

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

what!?! are you serious? The world we live in is insane......

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i guess girls with flat butts just feel inferior and want some padding.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

you said it girlfriend

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahahaha. you crack me up sometimes.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

pun intended?

iwz iwz ·

hahaha ZING

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