you act like you remember "those days"..."yeah I remember back in 1267 BC when I weasled this one guy out of chariot! I traded him for one of my old farming tools! muhahahaha"
Yeah then you were bought for two lama's as a bride price...hahaha
Oh, that was low! I go to this renisance fair, and this one brother I was with tried to sell me to a guy there for some horses...I can tell I'm really loved...
Horses?? Dont waste horses like that!! Two donkeys would have worked great!
...thanks...well, I guess it's better than the bartering that would have happened with you...oh wait, there wouldn't have been any! No one would want you!!!
Please I am such a hot commodity... I would have had loads of offers for me!!
you mean loads of offers for your rents not to try and give you away, for fear of humiliating you too much?
Oh your just jealous that I GET offers!!
Hey I actually was offered for a few horses...whatd you get???
Loads of women at more door waiting for me to offer them something, but I said, no thanks...
ha ha ha you wish barter boy
ouch that hurt! ok i see how it is...
no, no you dont see how it is!
oh really.. i see how it is..
No, NO YOU DONT SEE HOW IT IS!!
of course.. i dont SEEE how it is.. I KNOW HOW IT IS!!!!
NO you DONT know how it is, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!