you think you had it bad?! One time I was on this platform 73458 miles above the sea level, I was doing some basic maintenance on an eagle's nest, when all of the sudden a tuba whacked me on the shoulder. Well, no doubt I was knocked off balance, and as I plummeted to the earth, I caught fire when I finally hit the atmosphere, I did like 124 front flips a octuple toe loop, with a mute grab to a mctwist japan air....until I hit a skyscraper, and proceeded to do 900 backflips, with 57 360's while holding onto my feet so they wouldn't fall off. Oh yeah, and the skyscraper fell on top of me (extinguishing the flame, but also causing the ground beneath me to melt into molten scorching hot pavement.) The tuba fell on me, too. It was NOT a good day.