Remember: The best form of birth control is abstinence! So all you married people worried about having kids: Just don't do *it*.

this sounds like a certain paragraph 16

hahaha the paragraph that everyone was afraid to raise their hand on

our conducter...every time someone mentioned the word sex he's like--OKAY in the next paragraph...

haha, i had to bite my tounge so hard, on the paragraph on "rendering the marriage due" there was the question, then like 45 seconds of silence. finally somebody answered. so funny

we had a joke in among some people in my hall: "DO the DUE!" and "are you due the due?" and "i don't think you're due the due." additionally, "we know brother so-and-so is due the due." it was fu...