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beachbum Dec 4, 2003

personally i'm a fan of africa, though i don't know how many bears actually live there. but who am i to shatter dreams. lets go to africa

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

we might have to substitute rhinos for bears...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Do you know how uncomfortable it is to wear rhino skin loin clothes?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

Do NOT complain to me about being uncomfortable, until you have worn armadillo loin clothes...now that is the ultimate in all things chafe oriented

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Thank you Ophelia, that was a perfect example of a joke being taken too far.

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