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beachbum Dec 4, 2003

personally i'm a fan of africa, though i don't know how many bears actually live there. but who am i to shatter dreams. lets go to africa

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

we might have to substitute rhinos for bears...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Do you know how uncomfortable it is to wear rhino skin loin clothes?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Do NOT complain to me about being uncomfortable, until you have worn armadillo loin clothes...now that is the ultimate in all things chafe oriented

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Thank you Ophelia, that was a perfect example of a joke being taken too far.

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