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Bear Hunt

thatdarngirl by thatdarngirl · 150 views
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BRYAN'S HOUSE!!!

I'm running out of Bear Skin Loin clothes so we're gonna have to go a-hunting. I figure we'd start at Bryan's house just because..then we can relocate ourselves somewhere else..like Africa.

Magnum get's a special invite because it was his idea that the events were just too boring lately.

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yodasucka #1 yodasuckaOG 2003

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

forrestina #2 forrestinaOG 2002

what in the world lol

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#3 toxicgirlOG 2003

You are gonna kill bears just for clothes? I hope you eat the meat. Early settlers did the same thing with the buffalo and practically decimated the food source for the plains indians. The inhumane things ppl do for fashion.

yodasucka #4 yodasuckaOG 2003

um.. will the game be paused for our assembly on the 13th and 14th? cuz i think we should go to that... haha

thatdarngirl #4.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yes, but you will have to remain in your bear-hunting attire.

yodasucka #4.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

thats fine by me...

thatdarngirl #4.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Of course, it seems like it just may be you and I all alone

ophelia #5 opheliaOG 2003

what is this?!?!?!..is this for real?...THERE ARE NO BEARS IN HACKENSACK!!!!....

ophelia #5.1 opheliaOG 2003

Lindsay, you, could quite possibly be the funniest person I know

thatdarngirl #5.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's why we are going to relocate ourselves to Africa..after we fill your house with people!

tinser #6 tinserOG 2002

haha, build a bear

magnum #7 magnumOG 2001

im so confused, i don't even know what is going on.

thatdarngirl #7.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

We are going bear hunting so I can stitch some christmas present loin clothes for people. We are first meeting at Ophelia's house and then proceeding to another destination (like the nearest Build-a-bear)

ophelia #7.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

hahaha.........

ophelia #7.2 opheliaOG 2003

& what's interesting is, neither do I..

englandkid #8 englandkidOG 2003

There was a bear sighting right around the corner from my house! At an elementary school no less!!!!!!!!

thatdarngirl #8.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

One of the girls in my hall was telling me about the bear she saw in her neighbors drive way yesterday as she was entering her house.

malibu #8.2 malibuOG 2001

the elementary school we got kicked out of for playing manhunt at?

skaorsk8 #8.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah. i didn't hear about this bear thing, though. this is news to me.

beachbum #9 beachbumOG 2002

personally i'm a fan of africa, though i don't know how many bears actually live there. but who am i to shatter dreams. lets go to africa

thatdarngirl #9.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, I'm a big fan of Africa too..all that political unrest is great.

beachbum #9.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

well if you can get past the horrific violence, cruelty, and AIDS, it seems like a really great place. i mean they have animals running around everywhere, beautiful beaches. i love it.

ophelia #9.2 opheliaOG 2003

we might have to substitute rhinos for bears...

thatdarngirl #9.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Do you know how uncomfortable it is to wear rhino skin loin clothes?

ophelia #9.2.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

Do NOT complain to me about being uncomfortable, until you have worn armadillo loin clothes...now that is the ultimate in all things chafe oriented

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Thank you Ophelia, that was a perfect example of a joke being taken too far.

tinser #10 tinserOG 2002

how about pennsylvania? There are plenty of bears there. I've beent talking on the phone with people, and all of a sudden, they start running away from bears. haha

fivezero #10.1 fivezeroOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHAH! that caught me off gaurd. i could imagine..."so, yeah, i was telling him that if he cuts his toe nails too short he could have real problems and what do'ya knoooOOHHH MY GOODNESS! HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK! *bear roaring sounds and breaking glass in the backround* AAAGGHHHHHHH, PLEEEAAASSSE, GET AWAY *pistol and shotgun fire in the backround* DADDY! DADDY, NOOOOO!...thats what ran thru my head.

ophelia #10.2 opheliaOG 2003

I've heard that there are so many bears in west milford that there's like one running for mayor now....

::steps up to podium::"Us bears represent 77% of this towns population, it's time we're represented!.."...::Buncha bears stand up & start clappin::

thatdarngirl #10.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, but there are also bear posessed demons up there.

ophelia #10.2.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

and lindsay posessed racoons

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oh wow..racoons are like one of those animals that I am deathly afraid of. Therefore, I posessed them and made them my slaves.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

really?.I think they're adorable

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

they push over trash cans and eat the contents.

ophelia #11 opheliaOG 2003

tinser #11.1 tinserOG 2002

hey, i've seen this somewhere before

fivezero #11.2 fivezeroOG 2003

kinda reminds me of that cartoon hero STATIC!

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#11.3 toxicgirlOG 2003

Haha, this is what happens when ppl get stuck at home due to snow.

skaorsk8 #11.3.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah, i'm getting tired of looking at it

ophelia #11.3.2 opheliaOG 2003

yeah, you add my idiocy, w/cabin fever..& WUH BOY, watch out

omegatweeter #11.4 omegatweeterOG 2003

wow, your waist is incredibly small

thatdarngirl #11.4.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Stop checking out my husband!

ophelia #11.4.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

that's right, our marriage is sooo definate, we're already refering to eachother as husband and wife!....go make me a sandwich woman!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oh sad..you just ruined it.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

ok, i'll make U a sandwich..is that more romantic?...honey!?!?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

It will be once we redirect this conversation to the macking forum!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

sorry for checkin out your hubby. i couldn't help it, he was mighty fine.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hey, as long as you don't go checkin her out, everything's fine....

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

Yeah, cause then we may have to start worrying about you!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

no, lol, that's not what I meant!....any guy who gets caught checking out my beautiful wife get's roughed up, it's an automatic....lay off'a my lady!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

ahaha polygamy is so much fun.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 thatdarngirl

wat? monopoly? yeah that's a great game.

tinser tinserOG 2002 omegatweeter

monopoly is the greatest board game ever

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 tinser

i can honestly say that i have NEVER actully finished a full game...

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dgiaimoOG 2003 yodasucka

Has anyone? We would always get to the point where we knew one person was going to win, and just end there.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 dgiaimo

it takes forrrrrrever! i was over a brother's house with his bible students (like 5 of us playin) and it took us like 3 hours to finish the game. someone lost early, and eventually i got bored lol, so i let her take my spot. so i KINDA finished lol.

tinser tinserOG 2002 dgiaimo

i think i did only once...we played for hours...its one of the best memories i have of this one guy i knew who died from a motorcycle accident

malibu malibuOG 2001 dgiaimo

how can you not finish??? there's always loans to take out and deals to be made. ya gotta finish the game. ya simply have to!!! once it gets to about 2 in the morning then ya gotta stop and play the next day.

ya know what's another really long game??? uno. one time i played it for maybe 3 hours at the beach.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 malibu

uno is AWESOME. one time, my friend courtney made us play "Hello kitty" Uno. which involves cars with kitties. and also, you trade cards with people a lot. which is weird.

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

not me everyone...i don't own hello kitty cards

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

when will you learn..it's not ALLLL about you

ATTENTION...i have another friend named courtney. she is also short, and slow. and spiritual. so there you go.

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

no, i know...but courtney is a more rare name then dan...so i figure people might get confused. I only know like 3 other courtneys,but i know nearly a million dans. So people can get confused, thats all i'm saying

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

yeah but you only know ONE Daniel..that's crazy

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

ultimate spongebob uno is soooo much fun

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 forrestina

omg.. remember when me, u and nick played that FOREVER!? and nick kept changing the rules to make it "ultimate!" haha that was great...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 yodasucka

that was such a time

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 skaorsk8

I have seen this Hello Kitty Uno cards and have wanted to cry when I did not buy them for myself.

I've had a game of UNO go past 2 oclock in the morning.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

hello kitty scares me!...but being married to ya & all I guess i'm gonna have to learn to comprimise....

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

Yes, you will. Especially when we drive around in my red convertable with pink hello kitty cover seats!!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 thatdarngirl

and you gotta have the spinnin hello kitty 20" rims.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 omegatweeter

HAHAHA, kitty dubs.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 omegatweeter

20 inch?!..man, thas for sissies, try 78" rims suckah!!...& i got ice in'm too...THAT'S what's up....(it seems the phrase, "that's what's up", is one of hip hop's newest catch phrases...)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ophelia

listen, i'm gonna let you in a on a secret, ez e has been dead for like, 10 years, so stop stealing his phrases, ok? learning stuff from "VH1 - Driven" is not cool

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 skaorsk8

it's all nonsense to me anyway, lol..whaaaaatever

malibu malibuOG 2001 omegatweeter

when my dad and i went into the city on saturday, we saw those rims that keep moving while the car is stopped and my dad was in awe and now plans on getting some for his '82 cadillac.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 malibu

Those things absolutely freaked me out the first time I saw them. It looked like the wheels were still spinning even though the car was stopped.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 dgiaimo

Careful, that's satan's sneaky way to hypnotize unknowing witnesses while they are driving to the Kingdom Hall.

hunkpapap #11.5 hunkpapapOG 2003

don't be a menace, to south central.....

ophelia #11.5.1 opheliaOG 2003

words of wisdom....

starshiptrooper #11.6 starshiptrooperOG 2003

ophelia loves ophelia. whens the wedding, dude?

rocksupastar #12 rocksupastarFounder

why dont we just play manhunt...

thatdarngirl #12.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Same thing..only this time there is only one person who's hiding AND they're hiding in a bear suit.

yodasucka #12.2 yodasuckaOG 2003

i can't WAIT till the spring when we can play manhunt again!

thatdarngirl #13 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I can't comprehend why only three of us are going to this

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#13.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

Haha, that was cute.

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#14 dgiaimoOG 2003

Speaking of bear hunts, has anyone else heard about this? I was really surprised when I saw that on Yahoo!.

thatdarngirl #14.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I heard about this last night on the news. Get this:
A hiker was knocked down by a bear in Wawayanda Park in August. The woman escaped with minor injuries. And a 150-pound bear mauled a West Milford homeowner in May after the man rushed to the aid of his dog.

Yep..it's those bear posessed demons I tell you!

starshiptrooper #14.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

this is scary....a few yrs ago we went hiking in the woods in Milford, PA.
I even have pics of it. I NEVER thought there were BEARS i didnt even see a squirrel!!!

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