how about pennsylvania? There are plenty of bears there. I've beent talking on the phone with people, and all of a sudden, they start running away from bears. haha
HAHAHAHAHAH! that caught me off gaurd. i could imagine..."so, yeah, i was telling him that if he cuts his toe nails too short he could have real problems and what do'ya knoooOOHHH MY GOODNESS! HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK! *bear roaring sounds and breaking glass in the backround* AAAGGHHHHHHH, PLEEEAAASSSE, GET AWAY *pistol and shotgun fire in the backround* DADDY! DADDY, NOOOOO!...thats what ran thru my head.
I've heard that there are so many bears in west milford that there's like one running for mayor now....
::steps up to podium::"Us bears represent 77% of this towns population, it's time we're represented!.."...::Buncha bears stand up & start clappin::
Yeah, but there are also bear posessed demons up there.
and lindsay posessed racoons
Oh wow..racoons are like one of those animals that I am deathly afraid of. Therefore, I posessed them and made them my slaves.